25 Hilarious Letters To Santa

Every year hundreds of thousands of letters make their way across the frozen tundra to Santa’s workshop in the North Pole. And while most of them follow the typical “Dear Santa” format, every once in a while there is there is an outlier. These outliers include everything from violent death threats and spiteful tirades to honest inquiries and serious cases of brown nosing. Although some of them are probably just jokes, as you’ll see in a minute, some are also dead serious. Either way though, they make for 25 hilarious letters to Santa.
25

I want…a lot

i want...a lot
24

Oh “Deer” Irony

oh "deer" irony
23

Impress the boys

impress the boys
22

Obsess much?

obsess much?
21

Walmart Gold Digger

walmart gold digger
20

No time for small talk

no time for small talk
19

Those darn scalpers

those darn scalpers
18

She’s done her research

she's done her research
17

Straight shooter

straight shooter
16

Why else?

why else?
15

It’s All About The Benjamins

all about the benjamins
14

They’ll flirt for anything these days

they'll flirt for anything
13

Ultimatum

ultimatum
12

Back. Stabber.

back stabber
11

Hair extensions, a midget, and bragging rights…beat that

hair extensions, a midget, and bragging rights
10

Little Johnny

little johnny
9

Wisdom speaks

wisdom speaks
8

Best for last

best for last
7

Whoa

whoa
6

A valid concern

a valid concern
5

Mixup

mixup
4

Size constraints

size constraints
3

It just got real

it just got real
2

A new strategy

a new strategy
1

Oh Snap

oh snap
David PeggAbout David Pegg

David is the editor-in-chief of List25. He has a Masters degree in International Business from University of Florida. He loves to break dance, do flips, play guitar, and everything else that is fun. Follow him on Twitter @iamdpegg

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