25 Hilarious Letters To Santa

Posted by on December 21, 2011

Every year hundreds of thousands of letters make their way across the frozen tundra to Santa’s workshop in the North Pole. And while most of them follow the typical “Dear Santa” format, every once in a while there is there is an outlier. These outliers include everything from violent death threats and spiteful tirades to honest inquiries and serious cases of brown nosing. Although some of them are probably just jokes, as you’ll see in a minute, some are also dead serious. Either way though, they make for 25 hilarious letters to Santa.
25

I want…a lot

24

Oh “Deer” Irony

23

Impress the boys

22

Obsess much?

21

Walmart Gold Digger

20

No time for small talk

19

Those darn scalpers

18

She’s done her research

17

Straight shooter

16

Why else?

15

It’s All About The Benjamins

14

They’ll flirt for anything these days

13

Ultimatum

12

Back. Stabber.

11

Hair extensions, a midget, and bragging rights…beat that

David Pegg

About

After helping found the United Nations, the United States, and United Airlines, David consigned himself to a transient life of writing lists and sleeping on park benches.

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    On 3 i would ask for the real nicki minja 2 perform for me in my house and prove that bloody marry is real ROFL