25 Hilarious Letters To Santa

Posted by , Updated on November 24, 2023

Every year hundreds of thousands of letters make their way across the frozen tundra to Santa’s workshop in the North Pole. And while most of them follow the typical “Dear Santa” format, every once in a while there is there is an outlier. These outliers include everything from violent death threats and spiteful tirades to honest inquiries and serious cases of brown nosing. Although some of them are probably just jokes, as you’ll see in a minute, some are also dead serious. Either way though, they make for 25 hilarious letters to Santa.
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I want…a lot

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24

Oh “Deer” Irony

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23

Impress the boys

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22

Obsess much?

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21

Walmart Gold Digger

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20

No time for small talk

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19

Those darn scalpers

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She’s done her research

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Straight shooter

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Why else?

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15

It’s All About The Benjamins

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14

They’ll flirt for anything these days

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13

Ultimatum

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12

Back. Stabber.

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Hair extensions, a midget, and bragging rights…beat that

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10

Little Johnny

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9

Wisdom speaks

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8

Best for last

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7

Whoa

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A valid concern

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5

Mixup

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Size constraints

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3

It just got real

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2

A new strategy

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1

Oh Snap

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