25 Hilarious Church Signs

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Do not criticize your wife's judgement - see whom she married

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Christmas: Easier to spell than Hannukah

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Read the Bible, It's user friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays at 10:30

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What is missing from Ch__ch  - ur

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Free coffee everlasting life yes membership has its privileges

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Our Sundays are better than Dairy Queen

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How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it!

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Yo err is human to arr is pirate

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Whoever stole our ac units keep one it is hot where you are going

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Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him

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Comments

  1. Payton says:

    Haha score of for those churches and God!

  2. Richard Fix says:

    Wow! Obviously God approved of these, or the signs would be burning…..in hell.<——-No, one does not capitalize, only HEAVEN. Howzat?

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