25 Hilarious Church Signs

Posted by Syed Balkhi on May 9, 2012

Although it may be one of the last places some of you would expect to find humor, anyone who as ever taken a road trip through the Midwest knows that church signs can actually be quite amusing. Granted, some of them are probably unintentionally so, but in any case these 25 hilarious church signs are sure to leave you with a smile.

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Payton says:

April 3, 2013 at 1:06 am

Haha score of for those churches and God!

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Richard Fix says:

May 15, 2012 at 1:01 am

Wow! Obviously God approved of these, or the signs would be burning…..in hell.<——-No, one does not capitalize, only HEAVEN. Howzat?

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