25 Hilarious #Alternativefacts Tweets To Make You Chuckle

Posted by , Updated on February 24, 2017

Regardless of your political stance, one thing is sure…the next several years are going to provide a lot of comedic fodder for those of us who like to laugh. And when it comes to comedic fodder, alternative facts seem to be topping the list. For a little background, it was Trump’s advisor, Kellyanne Conway who first used this term when referring to media coverage of the crowds (or the lack thereof) at Trump’s inauguration. And that’s how we got here. These are the 25 Hilarious #Alternativefacts Tweets To Make You Chuckle!

 

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I'm using alternative facts on my bank loan application tomorrow
24
I tried putting alternative facts on my tax forms and now I'm serving 15 to life
23
3 Doors Down is still a relevant band
22
Columbus discovered America
21
Water is actually dry in its natural state and only becomes wet with human contact

20
KellyAnnConway: It wasn't raining on Trump's inauguration day...that was alternative sunshine
19
Do you want a civil engineer using alternative facts about tensile strength when building a bridge?
18
I speak 4 languages, play classical piano, and starred as Annie on Broadway
17
Sorry Cubs, you didn't win. Your World Series drought is still going strong
16
My boss says I didn't get my report on time. Tomorrow I am going to let him know that those are pure alternative facts
15
Do you want your pilot using alternative facts about speed and altitude
14
Now I'm waiting for students to start arguing that their exam answers aren't wrong but rather just alternative facts
13
We're not taking your healthcare, we're just finding an alternative way for you to die
12
Is tomorrow being a work day an alternative fact or a real one because I could use a day of tbqh
11
I cannot tell a lie, but perhaps I could interest you in an alternative fact?
10
Hi SAT board. You need to change my score. I didn't get the questions wrong. I provided alternative facts.
9
Meet my cat. He is the best cat. This is an alternative fact.
8
So many people attended wearing empty bleachers costumes
7
Student loan rep: you're behind on your payments. Me: Let me offer you some alternative facts
6
KellyannConway isn't crazy, she's alternative sane
5
My high school transcript says I had 63 absences. Wrong! I was simply present elsewhere!
4
I put an extension cord in my gas tank so now my car is electric
3
About to eat this alternative salad
2
I'm not drunk, I'm alternative sober
1
I put apple stickers on a brick so now it is an iphone

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