25 Funny And Clever Homeless Signs

Okay, let’s get the obvious out of the way – being homeless isn’t easy. Not only are there the obvious problems of food, water, and shelter, but if you have spent any time living in a big city at all then you know how much competition their can be for your spare change. Of course, there are always those that just want to drink their life away, but hey, with the right amount of creativity even they can manage to set themselves apart from the crowd. Allow us to introduce you to the masters of bare bones marketing with these 25 funny and clever homeless signs.
25

wife has been kidnapped, i'm short 98 cents for ransom

24

It is illegal to sit on the sidewalk so I guess I'll just do this

23

Her lawyer was better than mine!

22

I bet you can't hit me with a quarter

21

Disabled clone war veteran, need cash to build death star

20

10 second chicken dance one dollar?

19

Will take verbal abuse for $1

18

Fishing for beer

17

Need petrol for my porsche

16

Need to b?y a v?owel, anything helps, God Bless

15

Looking for a wealthy lady to be my wife

14

Will eat for food

13

Will not kill you for food

12

Time traveler, need money for flux capacitor

11

invisible + homeless

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Comments

  1. ROBERT DARLING says:

    Hi Friends,

    I’m #15. I have never been homeless but just having fun with my sign,which I still have.

  2. jamie says:

    The funniest one I have ever seen read “Why lie, Need beer! Go Thunder!”

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