25 Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said

Posted by , Updated on October 9, 2017

Have you ever listened to kids talk? They can say some pretty strange stuff. In fact, sometimes it can be downright creepy. Today we’re going to listen in as some random people on the internet tell us what sort of weird things their children say. What would you do if your child said any of these things? These are the 25 creepiest things kids have ever said.

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My 5-year-old niece came up to me when I was at my brother's house and said "Uncle Yup4545, will you help me kill daddy? I'll kill him, but I need you to bury him in the back yard."

shovel and dirtSource: Yup4545 via reddit
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To our 3-year-old son: "What would you do if we had another baby?" Our son: "I'd kill it."

angry boySource: runningquatro via reddit
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When we put my 3-year-old son to sleep, he sometimes whispers, "Be quiet demons" over and over.

ghostSource: whayhurst via reddit
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When our dog died, without us yet having properly attempted to explain death, our then two-year-old said, "All her thoughts left her body."

dogSource: therealquiz via reddit
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"When you die the silence comes."

empty chair water silenceSource: sanswaffles via reddit

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