25 Creative Excuses For Not Turning In Your Homework

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Oops…

No toilet paperWe ran out of toilet paper last night…
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Flying High

Paper airplaneMy friend made a paper airplane out of it and it landed on the roof.
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Off With My Head

Queen Elizabeth III went to London on vacation and the Queen threatened to cut off my head if I didn’t give her my homework.
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Romney Ryan 2012

Romney Ryan 2012My dad ripped it to shreds when Mitt Romney announced his vice presidential running mate.
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A Blind Eye

Soap in the eyeI got soap in my eyes and went blind until just now.
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Blame It on the Rain

Solar-powered calculatorI have a solar-powered calculator and it was cloudy.
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Poor Teacher

TeacherI didn’t want to add to my teacher’s heavy workload.
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Hostage Situation

TerroristsTerrorists kidnapped me and they just let me go, so I didn’t have time to do it.
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Lightning Fast

Usain BoltUsain Bolt sprinted past me, causing a sudden gust of wind that propelled the assignment from my hand.
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Vindication

V for VendettaV thought it was so well written, he decided to use it as propaganda for his revolution.

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Mary ReyesAbout Mary Reyes

Mary is a journalism student at the University of Florida. She loves vintage fashion, The Rat Pack, superheroes, and all things Disney. Someday, she hopes to dazzle the world with her writing skills by becoming the next J.K. Rowling.

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  1. faadi says:

    no good realy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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