Swarms of kids line the beaches soaking up the last few rays of the summer sun; parents seem to be in a good mood for once, and the checkout lines at Wal-Mart rival the lines at Olympic sporting events. This can only mean one thing – school is almost in session. Getting back into the swing of things is hard to do, so I’m giving you a free pass. If for some reason you get behind on your homework (which we all know would never happen, right?), I give you permission to use one of these 25 creative excuses for not turning in your homework. Your dog will thank you for not blaming him yet again. Happy learning!
I thought it was a letter and accidentally mailed it to my Grandma Maude overseas.Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.Buffalo Bill from “The Silence of the Lambs” mistook it for a piece of human flesh and stole it to add to his collection.I let somebody copy it and they never gave it back.Doctor Who needed my help to save the human race and a dalek exterminated it just before I re-entered the TARDIS.It spontaneously combusted and vaporized.The FBI confiscated it because they claimed it was vital evidence.I was pet-sitting Mike Tyson’s tiger and it escaped from my bathroom and ate my homework.I gave it to a homeless man to help him insulate his cardboard box.Kanye West ripped it up because he thought Beyonce’s homework was better.Katie Holmes mistook it for one of her divorce papers and signed a hole right through it.My little sister wanted to prove she could shoot an arrow as well as Katniss Everdeen and decided to use my homework as the target.My pen ran out of ink so I decided to go buy another one. I got lost on the way back and was eventually taken home by a tourist who fortunately had a map. When I tried the pen though, it was a dud and I couldn’t go buy another one or I would probably never get home. I found the assignment to be uninspiring, so I read a book about the life of Mother Teresa instead.I got mugged on the way home.1 2
