The best jokes are usually the ones that you don’t get right away. They’re the ones that you have to turn over in your head and think about for a while. These clever jokes are the ones that make you sharper because they force your brain to work. Well, today you’re in luck. Those are exactly the kind of jokes that you can look forward to.
Of course, you may have heard some of these before, or you may just be really smart. Either way, we didn’t want to take any chances, so for some of the harder to get ones, we included a little bit of a hint (usually following the asterisk). We know. That can ruin the jokes. For the purposes of this list, however, it was a chance we were willing to take. At least you’ll be able to enjoy telling it to your friends, and then seeing their eyes roll when they figure out the answer!
So without further ado, get ready to put on your thinking caps and laugh a little! Well, maybe it will just be that eye roll we talked about. But regardless, these are 25 Clever Jokes That Are Surprisingly Funny!
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I asked my friend how it is living in North Korea. He says he can't complain.
Image: wikipedia What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Image: wikipedia Hailing taxis
They laughed at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian. Well, nobody's laughing now!
Image: wikipedia I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important that I have it.
Image: wikipedia Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Image: pixabay Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular
It's not really a joke, but you will always this read wrong.
My friend was about to get attacked by a duck, so I tried to warn him, but it only made it worse.
Image: pixabay * yelling “duck” in this situation caused his friend to duck, which made it easier to be attacked by the duck.
I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long.
Image: wikipedia How do you drown three blondes in a submarine?
Image: wikipedia Knock on the door
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
Image: wikipedia It's hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac because they're always taking things literally.
I've never owned a telescope, but they're something to look into (George Carlin).
Image: pixabay What do you do when you see a fireman?
Image: wikipedia You put it out, man.
Thanks for teaching me the meaning of the word "much." It means a lot.
Image: google A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says, "How did you do that?"
Image: wikipedia In capitalism, man oppresses man. In socialism, it is the other way around.
Statistics show that six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy
Image: wikipedia They are bashful, grumpy, doc, sleepy, dopey, and sneezy.
Shout out to all the people who don't know what the opposite of in is!
Image: wikipedia What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
Image: wikipedia About half way
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Kayaking through Paris is insane
* in Seine
My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word "ironic," which was ironic because we were at the train station.
Camping can often be intense
Image: wikipedia * in tents
Question starts with a Q and ends with an E
Image: wikipedia * ends starts with an “e”
