25 Brutally Honest No Trespassing Signs

Posted by on January 10, 2013

If you’re going to tell someone to keep out you might as well not be politically correct about it right? Well, that’s exactly the same sentiment shared by the owners of these 25 brutally honest no trespassing signs. Not only do they warn you to leave the premises, they almost make you exceedingly happy to comply.
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Syed Balkhi

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  • Tamara Smith

    I love it! I think more people should take the right to refuse entry more seriously and grow some “*%&#@” and take a stand and create their individualize preference and post it. No need to be afraid. We still have a right to our freedom of speech we need to use it before we loose it.
    My sign reads:

    Warning No Trespassers Will Be Tolerated!
    PLEASE…
    TRY TO UNDERSTAND
    If I catch you, I WILL Prosecute you!
    If you don’t like the cops called on you, Rob somewhere else!!!!

  • LEON.L

    Ya know the most brutally one should be ” erro 404, no webpage found etc…….”

  • Masha Parakina

    Upon reading these signs I laughed so hard that I simply cannot “keep out,” pardon the pun. Then again you have the ubiquitous one-word wonder, “RESERVED.” Circumstances obviously vary, but the truth doesn’t!;))

  • Chris Mazel

    Nice collection ! I too had a hearty laugh !
    There was a sign in my neighbourhood that red “Beware ! Mean dog. Nasty cat. Bad-tempered owner.”
    (Translated from the French)
    :o)

  • James H

    Most of these gave me a hearty chuckle…thanks for that

  • Amanda

    There was a house down the street from us boarded up after Katrina, spray painted with “CRAZED VIETNAM VETERAN INSIDE-YOU WERE WARNED”