To get started, let’s make sure that we’re all on the same page. An anti-joke by definition is a joke that involves the teller finishing with something that is intentionally not funny or potentially even meaningless. The irony of this is typically what leads to the humor. In other words, the joke is actually the lack of a joke. Now, what exactly qualifies as an anti-joke is somewhat up to the individual. In certain cases, people may even classify anti-jokes under the umbrella of dry humor.
So, for the sake of our list, we are going to maintain a relaxed definition of “anti-joke”. This means that some of the jokes on our list may (at least according to some of you) fall under more direct genres of humor. Having made our disclaimer, let’s now get to the point. For those of you unfamiliar with anti jokes, all you need to know is that they play an important role in pranks and alternative comedy. But enough of the disclaimers and educational background knowledge. These are 25 Anti-Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling Your Eyes!
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
What is brown and sticky?
What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawer?
We are both lawyers
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car
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What did the homeless man get for christmas?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep?
Whatever his name happens to be
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
What has two legs, and is red all over?
Half a cat
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Why did the man buy a watermelon?
So he could eat it
Why did the young boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus
Why didn't the octopus have any friends?
Because they are antisocial creatures by nature
Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup?
Because he wasn’t a very good waiter
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nobody knows, as chickens are incapable of speaking any human language
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Getting eaten by a bear
What did the employee say to his boss in the afternoon?
See ya later
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What happens when you throw a green ball in the Red Sea?
It gets wet
What's Green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it could kill you?
A pool table
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